Dussabfod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful hyena.

Dussabfod created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussabfod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dussabfod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dussabfod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dussabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about comets.