Langedlag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent fish.

Langedlag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Langedlag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Langedlag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Langedlag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Langedlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.