Kamtoncub is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable gnu.

Kamtoncub created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kamtoncub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kamtoncub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kamtoncub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kamtoncub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.