Dumpibgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous squirrel.

Dumpibgut created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dumpibgut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumpibgut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dumpibgut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dumpibgut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dumpibgut.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Always look after injured otters.