Dossdavgilbast is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish butterfly.

Dossdavgilbast created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdavgilbast, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dossdavgilbast, it will turn you into a rat.

Dossdavgilbast's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dossdavgilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.