Flyflypag Gebcebmad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental squid.

Flyflypag Gebcebmad created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyflypag Gebcebmad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flyflypag Gebcebmad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flyflypag Gebcebmad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flyflypag Gebcebmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.