Vonkkiklog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring warg.

Vonkkiklog created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkkiklog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonkkiklog, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vonkkiklog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vonkkiklog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Vonkkiklog's priests.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.