Yokditsugbusort is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart giraffe.

Yokditsugbusort created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokditsugbusort, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yokditsugbusort, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yokditsugbusort's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yokditsugbusort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.