Citbaplarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciless hamster.

Citbaplarp created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Citbaplarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citbaplarp, he will come to you in dreams.

Citbaplarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Citbaplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt capybaras.