Farflyhab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unjust clam.

Farflyhab created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farflyhab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Farflyhab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Farflyhab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Farflyhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Farflyhab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Farflyhab's priests.

5. Feed all hungry snails.