Nullnuttig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise yak.

Nullnuttig created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnuttig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullnuttig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nullnuttig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nullnuttig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Worship no other gods but Nullnuttig.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullnuttig.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Put Nullnuttig first in all things.