Logbifcadfadloopflis is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent elephant.

Logbifcadfadloopflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logbifcadfadloopflis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Logbifcadfadloopflis, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Logbifcadfadloopflis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Logbifcadfadloopflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Never run near goats.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Logbifcadfadloopflis on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.