Fadnadcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic lizard.

Fadnadcib created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadnadcib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadnadcib, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fadnadcib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fadnadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Respect your elders.