Larpsadvig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident monkey.

Larpsadvig created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsadvig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpsadvig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larpsadvig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Larpsadvig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Larpsadvig.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Larpsadvig on top of important buildings.