Weglarpquam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty wasp.

Weglarpquam created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglarpquam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weglarpquam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Weglarpquam's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Weglarpquam's Holy Commandments

1. Weglarpquam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Always take life seriously.