Bantadaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive jellyfish.

Bantadaf created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Bantadaf, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bantadaf, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bantadaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bantadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.