Hitmifnel is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil bat.

Hitmifnel created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hitmifnel, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitmifnel, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hitmifnel's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hitmifnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.