Wotnakbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective jellyfish.

Wotnakbet created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnakbet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wotnakbet, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wotnakbet's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wotnakbet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.
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