Miffubbog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient crane.

Miffubbog created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffubbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miffubbog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Miffubbog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Miffubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Miffubbog on top of all buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miffubbog.

3. Never wear indigo shoes.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never talk about fire.