Canstik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast dingo.

Canstik created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Canstik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Canstik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Canstik's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Canstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to pigs while wearing black ear rings.

2. Put Canstik first in all things.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Canstik on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.