Fudfubbab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow crocodile.

Fudfubbab created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fudfubbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudfubbab, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fudfubbab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fudfubbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Never mention snakes.