Tabbimflag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured mouse.

Tabbimflag created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbimflag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tabbimflag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabbimflag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tabbimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.