Rak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous cobra.

Rak created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rak, she will torture you forever.

Rak's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the north.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Rak loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.