Flowbagdun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless mouse.

Flowbagdun created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbagdun, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flowbagdun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flowbagdun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flowbagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.