Limtonlam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tranquil parrot.

Limtonlam created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limtonlam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Limtonlam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Limtonlam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Limtonlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of otters.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Retreat if three eagles approach from the east.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Limtonlam.

5. Never talk about manatees.