Migbasswat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome chinchilla.

Migbasswat created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbasswat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Migbasswat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migbasswat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Migbasswat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.