Dunzogstan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent octopus.

Dunzogstan created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunzogstan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dunzogstan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dunzogstan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dunzogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunzogstan.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.