Fatbidlit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sapient hydra.

Fatbidlit created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbidlit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fatbidlit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fatbidlit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fatbidlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.