Flabyikfab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong crane.

Flabyikfab created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabyikfab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabyikfab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Flabyikfab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flabyikfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. You must pray to Flabyikfab nine times a day.