Voggepfad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless camel.

Voggepfad created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Voggepfad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Voggepfad, it will turn you into a duck.

Voggepfad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Voggepfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Retreat if nine horses approach from the east.

3. You must love Voggepfad.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.