Huggublad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Huggublad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huggublad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Huggublad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Huggublad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Huggublad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never jump near shrews.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.