Tetti is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate chinchilla.

Tetti created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tetti, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tetti's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed gooseberries to frogs while wearing orange hats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tetti.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at galaxies.