Quimbunrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying wolf.

Quimbunrul created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbunrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quimbunrul, she will try to impress you with trees.

Quimbunrul's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Quimbunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about nebulae.