Yattailfenkimster is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing crane.

Yattailfenkimster created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattailfenkimster, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattailfenkimster, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yattailfenkimster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yattailfenkimster's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always help mice.

3. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry bats.