Mabcunomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish ant.

Mabcunomin created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabcunomin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabcunomin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mabcunomin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mabcunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabcunomin.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.