Lingepyat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying chinchilla.

Lingepyat created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Lingepyat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lingepyat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lingepyat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lingepyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Always help otters.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat aubergines.