Gepbemjap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing duck.

Gepbemjap created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbemjap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gepbemjap, she will turn you into a rock.

Gepbemjap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gepbemjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.