Apphim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Apphim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Apphim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Apphim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Apphim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Apphim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Apphim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help swans in need.