Carminnullfodvenkom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy hare.

Carminnullfodvenkom created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carminnullfodvenkom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carminnullfodvenkom, he will cry a lot.

Carminnullfodvenkom's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Carminnullfodvenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never bounce near porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.