Ragtanhanyimmadsas is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient beaver.

Ragtanhanyimmadsas created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Ragtanhanyimmadsas, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragtanhanyimmadsas, she will have a low opinion of you.

Ragtanhanyimmadsas' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ragtanhanyimmadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Ragtanhanyimmadsas first in all things.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.