Rangoffasgofcussnilloopvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited crocodile.

Rangoffasgofcussnilloopvol created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rangoffasgofcussnilloopvol, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rangoffasgofcussnilloopvol, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rangoffasgofcussnilloopvol's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rangoffasgofcussnilloopvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.