Siglimpod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying giraffe.

Siglimpod created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglimpod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Siglimpod, it will strike you with lightening.

Siglimpod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Siglimpod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Hide if four manatees approach from the east.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Run away from green tapirs, for they are unholy.