Wandoglenleg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonourable fish.

Wandoglenleg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wandoglenleg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wandoglenleg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wandoglenleg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wandoglenleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wandoglenleg.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.