Bidtalhug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witty cat.

Bidtalhug created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidtalhug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidtalhug, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bidtalhug's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bidtalhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.