Hinfedbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust ant.

Hinfedbeg created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinfedbeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinfedbeg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hinfedbeg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hinfedbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hinfedbeg first in all things.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Hinfedbeg loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.