Stafpinquill is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous porpoise.

Stafpinquill created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafpinquill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stafpinquill, she will laugh at you.

Stafpinquill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stafpinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Stafpinquill loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always wear pink.