Arntadquat Fiddaglap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable eagle.

Arntadquat Fiddaglap created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arntadquat Fiddaglap, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arntadquat Fiddaglap, she will not invite you to parties.

Arntadquat Fiddaglap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Arntadquat Fiddaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near capybaras.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.