Jipyimtof is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful mole.

Jipyimtof created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipyimtof, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipyimtof, she will cry a lot.

Jipyimtof's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jipyimtof's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Do not commit murder.