Cednurl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful elephant.

Cednurl created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cednurl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cednurl, she will think nothing of it.

Cednurl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cednurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Cednurl on top of important buildings.