Kiksignul is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, astonishing hyena.

Kiksignul created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kiksignul, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kiksignul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kiksignul's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kiksignul's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. You must never eat garlic.